Friday, June 10, 2011

Cridget

It veers to the left, on maps
millimeters equal miles and everyone
gains 15 pds. on T.V. A cridget's
average sized companions look
inordinately tall but in reality he's
just unusually small.
It he a majesty or a travesty?
Rumpleforeskin!
Rumpleforeskin!
Rumpleforeskin!
Riddle me this,
can a cridget's crigdick
take H.C. to bliss?
Rise for the Earth Mother,
biological anomaly!
Don't get tricked
by the crigdick.

4 comments:

  1. I can't believe I am taking credit for writing this.

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  2. 1. I hate you so much. 2. I totally will take credit for writing half of that last night. You do get credit for editing it down though.

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  3. 3. I think we should film my dance to it.

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  4. I think we should film your dance to it also. So, this is going into my vanity movie, and you get to make a special guest appearance.

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